Tiptoeing in My Jordans

I built this for the AI Rumpelstiltskin meme that took over feeds this October, the one where a little figure shushes the camera, grins and tiptoes across a barn to "tiptoeing in my jordans". People kept asking how to put themselves or their pets in it, and the general video tools needed long prompts and still drifted off the routine. So the site does exactly one thing. You upload one photo of a person or a pet, choose vertical, square or widescreen, and it renders a 10-second clip of them doing the shush, the grin and the barn tiptoe. No prompt, no timeline, no watermark. Renders take about five minutes and land in My Videos, so you can close the tab. Billing is one-time credit packs with no subscription, and a failed render refunds its credits automatically. There is also a free explainer of the meme and the RiFF RAFF song, and a page of tested prompts for anyone who prefers their own video tool. Built solo on TanStack Start and Cloudflare Workers.